The Chris Chase Conundrum After years of study and research I believe that I can finally unravel one of the greatest mysteries that has troubled the american public over the past few years, "How is Chris Chase a Yahoo Writer?"

      You see there is no way that anyone could actually write so many horrible articles and still hold a job....unless there was some underlying secret that we don't know. So after hours of study and research I believe I have discovered the real truth, Chris Chase is a Secret Troll Hunter for the United Nations. How else might you describe the painful and poorly articulated writings that he calls articles? That is unless you see his true purpose. He has posed himself as a writer, but his writings function more like an internet Troll. Whipping the general public into a frenzy over misspellings, poor grammar, and just plain lack of any subject matter that would constitute a legitimate story.

     So how does his Trolling make him a Troll hunter? Well here is how it works. First he writes a horrific article. Then he waits and watches the chaos unfold. He looks for people who defend him, or actually think that the article is well written and then he sends in the dogs. You see when one writes as such despairingly bad article it confuses the Trolls into liking what has been written, and instead of typing there normal banter they find themselves giving Chris a thumbs up, or even writing something complimentary about his articles.

     So my friends this must be the truth. There can not be any other possible solution. (I still wont actually read the articles)

                                                      "The Truth Will Set You Free!"